The 2013 Yankees season has been a disaster. Injuries and ineffectiveness have left them on the edge of relevancy and the only way to make it through has been lots of booze and a little bit of crying.
Please get responsibly drunk with Pinstriped Bible and the New York Yankees, meaning: do this in your house, away from the general public, and don't actually do this.
- Take a sip of your drink every time Hiroki Kuroda grabs for a comebacker with his bare hand.
- Take a sip of your drink every time Phil Hughes gives up a fly ball.
- Take a drink every time Hiroki Kuroda gets hit with a comebacker
- Take a drink every time Phil Hughes gets two strikes on a batter and fails to get them out.
- Take a drink if CC Sabathia pitches a perfect inning.
- Take a drink when Andy Pettitte gets out of the fifth inning.
- Take a shot every time Michael Kay talks about the A-Rod suspension.
- Take a sip of your drink every time Vernon Wells swings at a pitch down and away.
- Take a drink every time Brett Gardner strikes out looking.
- Take a shot every time Jayson Nix comes up with runners in scoring position.
- Finish your drink every time Jayson Nix strikes out with runners in scoring position.
- Finish your drink if Chris Stewart hits a home run.
- Take a drink every time Boone Logan gives up a hit to a lefty.
- Take a shot every time Joe Girardi orders an intentional walk.
- Take a shot every time Steve Donohue is on the field.
- Finish your drink every time a Yankees player leaves the game with an injury.
- Finish your drink any time Michael Kay recites a narrative.
- Take a shot every time Derek Jeter dives for a ball.
- Take a sip of your drink every time Eduardo Nunez's helmet falls off.
- Finish your drink every time Joba Chamberlain is seen on screen.
- Take a shot every time Chris Stewart gives up a passed ball.
- Take a sip of your drink every time John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman talk about Jayson Nix.
- Take a drink every time Joe Girardi is gripping a baseball.
- Take a drink very time a Yankee looks like they need to shave.
- Take a shot every time Michael Kay is self righteous.
- Take a drink every time John Flaherty tries to give us his experience as a player.
- Take a sip of your drink every time Joe Girardi uses a -y nickname.
- Finish your drink if Derek Jeter or Mariano Rivera look obviously annoyed at someone.
- Take a drink every time Robinson Cano doesn't hustle.
- Take a drink every time David Cone or Al Leiter school Michael Kay.
Credits go to me, Tanya, and I think I might have stolen something from Long Time Listener somewhere.
Leave any additions you have in the comments and maybe they can be added after I test them out.