Why do you have that bat? Joe isn't going to let you hit.
Things that may be of interest to you: The Baltimore Orioles take on the Oakland Athletics at 9 p.m. on MLB Network to try to keep pace with the Yankees in the AL East. Go A's! The Trenton Thunder are currently in the sixth inning of their elimination game against the Akron Aeros, trailing 3-1.
Enjoy your Saturday.