Attention, please:
Nick Swisher
Crazy energy
Also brings power and patience
Yanks thank you, K.W.
Yanks thank you, K.W.
Mark Texeira
Not on the mark, Tex
Don’t lose the bat by bunting
Learn to beat the shift
Thank you. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
first is no haiku. should be “also brings power, patience”
The first is not a haiku. Too many syllables in the last line.