In honor of "Jesus Montero Day," let's hear everyone's semi-serious-mostly-facetious predictions for Jesus Montero!

1. Number of at-bats before his first major league hit
2. First major league hit type
3. Number of at-bats before his first major league home run
4. Number of runs for his first major league home run
5. Triple-slash for 2011
6. Does he make the postseason roster?  As what?
7. Impact (if any) in the postseason
   
8. Main position in his first full major league season
9. Number of extra-base hits in his first full major league season
10. Number of home runs in his first full major league season
11. Triple-slash for his first full major league season
12. Rookie of the Year?
13. All-Star team?
14. Home Run Derby?
    
15. Does he stay with the Yankees his entire career?
16. Career length
17. Career extra-base hits
18. Career home runs
19. Career triple-slash
20. Career All-Star Game appearances
21. Career Home Run Derby appearances
22. Hall-of-Fame?  If so, what ballot?

If you think of anything else to include, let me know.