Spring Training is here and all the players have gone to Tampa to get ready for the season. The guys have no doubt been telling each other tales of how they spent their winter vacation.
Reportedly gave up on his Cap'nCrunch habit in order to get in better shape.
Reportedly started a Cap'n Crunch habit.
Started working on his fastball, because he kinda might be needed this season.
Found a website that sells gun powder in bulk, so he can refill that cannon attached to his upper body.
Paddling.
Holding his catching equipment while listening to "The First Cut is the Deepest" by Sheryl Crow and crying.
Healing lepers.
Brett didn't really say what he did, but whatever it was...it was gritty and gutty.
Brewed Maple Syrup while playing hockey and watching Terrance and Phillip.
Appearing out of nowhere playing a saxaphone to the horror of a guy who looked oddly like Andy Samberg. And sucking at pitching.
Being a douche.
Watching highlights of his walkoff hit, and making his son, Jesus, turn the tap water into Shiraz.
AJ Burnett
I don't think I want to know.
Hanging out with Minka, and well....you know.
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