A lot of facts are still up in the air about this whole Manny situation, but one thing is for sure: some hack writer is gonna try to capitalize on it.

If you were said hack writer, what would you title your novel?

You can go with something simple (A-Rod) or something a little more extravagant (The Rocket that Fell to Earth).

Of course, the title is of little consequence, as long as you desecrate someone else's life for your own profit.